Trail #24: Sarge's Die Hard Shiggyfest

 



Sarge’s Shiggy Holiday Trail


Do you like shiggy? Do you like large mechanical debris? How about rocks? How about potentially falling off a cliff or into a frigid creek? All of these things are possible on Dec 11 at 2pm behind neshaminy high school!


As an added bonus, I will be wearing my most festive short shorts! Dress in something warm, but ridiculously festive, and drink some beers and maybe something candy cane themed. But bear in mind I don’t drink so don’t trust ANYTHING I mix for you. 


On on!


Sergeant Snatch Snitch

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