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Trail #24: Sarge's Die Hard Shiggyfest

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  Sarge’s Shiggy Holiday Trail Do you like shiggy? Do you like large mechanical debris? How about rocks? How about potentially falling off a cliff or into a frigid creek? All of these things are possible on Dec 11 at 2pm behind neshaminy high school! As an added bonus, I will be wearing my most festive short shorts! Dress in something warm, but ridiculously festive, and drink some beers and maybe something candy cane themed. But bear in mind I don’t drink so don’t trust ANYTHING I mix for you.  On on! Sergeant Snatch Snitch

#23: Hockessin Invasion

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Trail #22: West Philly (Thudmuffin)

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  TRAIL 22! Sunday, 10/24, 1pm HST, $5. Start: Please Touch Museum, 4231 Avenue of the Republic, Philadelphia PA 19131. Extra beer if you wear a tutu for trail twotwo!

Trail #21: Finally Legal TRASH

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 Who came? Hare Just Jackie Hounds Jug Stain (Gritty H3) Under the Siege (Gritty H3)  Festering Beanie Baby (Gritty H3) Cause for Blindness (Liberty Bell H3) Dancin Fool (Philly H3) Taint Cheetos (Mutha Rucka H3) VISITOR Just Joe (Wandering Whore) VISITOR Just Janson VIRGIN Sergeant Snatch Snitch (BFMH3) AUTOHASHER So no shit, there we were, on a glorious end-of-summer day. There were stories about balloons, there were actual balloons, there was Fireball, there was Beer, and there was much rejoicing! Our very own Just Jackie has had enough backdoor encounters to be known forevermore throughout the hash universe as.... Something In My Butt, Aaaaaahhhh (SIMBA) She's true blue! On-On until October you wankers.

Trail #21: Location details!

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  Reminder!!! Trail 21 at Pennypack Eco-Restoration Trust 9/19/21 at NOON Creek Road & Terwood Road parking area 2601–2635 Creek Rd Huntingdon Valley, PA 19006 United States 

Trail #21: FINALLY LEGAL

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  That's right, we hit 21....finally legal!  We also have Just Jackie's birthday to celebrate. A harriette so generous, she has hared as many trails as she's attended! Start remembering good stories, wankers! Just Jackie shall be Just Jackie no more. SUNDAY September 19, NOON (note the time change) Pennypack Eco-Reserve Trust. $5 hash cash. Terwood Road & Creek Road parking lot Huntingdon Valley, PA 19006